The five year old fell and bumped his nose. He said through his sobs, "It hurts so bad I must have broke some of the cartridges."
The seven year old, after talking about school for a while, said, "Do you know what two things I really want to learn?" (and here mom is thinking long division and chemistry) "How to whistle and how to snap!"
Yesterday afternoon the almost four year old asked me what I was doing on the computer. "Ordering some new schoolbooks for you." At 8:30 this morning she runs downstairs yelling, "Yay! I'm ready to do my new schoolbooks." Sorry, honey, technology is not that fast.